I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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