I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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