i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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