told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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