I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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