Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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