he thought i was a dude.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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