OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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