Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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