Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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