sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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