Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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