Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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