True but thats because hes a fetus.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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