In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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