oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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