Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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