i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
There's always time for handjobs
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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