physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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