Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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