what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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