Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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