I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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