i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Your dad touched me again.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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