...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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