they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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