I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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