I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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