belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize