I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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