Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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