he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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