my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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