Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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