absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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