omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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