oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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