Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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