Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
