I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
its not stalking. its research.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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