Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Randomize
