i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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