i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Enjoy the penises
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize