Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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