He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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