so that wasnt chicken after all
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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