I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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