I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize