Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
It's blow job season.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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