they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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