I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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