She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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