So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
we're making bets on your personal life
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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