Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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