you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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