We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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