hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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