Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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